Why men shouldn't write advice columns

A friend of mine showed me this and I couldn't resist putting it on every page I own :)

10 symptoms to know that exams are around

1. You tend to sleep more
2. You realize your room is a mess
3. You remember all the fun stuff you want to do but can't do it now
4. You take a break after having taken a break 10 minutes ago
5. Water is replaced by coffee
6. You want to chat with friends you haven't spoken to for months
7. You decide that you need a hair cut or cut your nails
8. Junk food is more important that oxygen
9. You convince yourself to stop after "just one more" episode
10. You waste time doing irrelevant stuff like I am doing right now.